Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...