A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...