Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...