Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...