New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...