NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...