Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...