A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...