No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...