Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...