Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...