Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...