Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!