House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...