Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...