What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...