What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!