Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...