When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...