A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...