Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...