The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...