A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...