Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...