Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...