grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Want a day off work?
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Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...