A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...