Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...