New business mergers!
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Lost in a balloon
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I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...