His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...