Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...