Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...