Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Why study Economics?
|Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: “Watch out for our...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!