Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...