Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
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Never Forget
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Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!