Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...