Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...