Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...