So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...