Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....