The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.