Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....