What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...