Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
Hellen Keller
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Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
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By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
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How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...