What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...