Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...