Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Selling war insurance
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How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!