White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...