Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...