Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...