Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...